rlyehtaxidermist:

archangel michael, brandishing his trumpet, ready to play the song that signals the end of the world: who are you and what are you doing here

weird al yankovic, accordion in hand, ready to play the polka that signals the end of the end of the world:

wizardcore420:

transamericalights:

wizardcore420:

elmyra-is-tired:

wizardcore420:

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you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights

👏dragon 👏blood 👏can’t 👏erode 👏mythril 👏beams

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everyone else is funnier than me I quit

gallusrostromegalus:

chaoticdense:

beesplaybanjos:

Late tonight a bunch of staff are playing a game called role call and if you thought fugitive was wild just w a i t until i tell you how this goes cause role call is absolutely terrifying

We aren’t letting the campers play it so that lets us up the scare factor by 147%

Ok so the game had to be pushed back a few days so we can figure out scheduling so heres the gist of it.

The more people you have for this game, the better. It has to happen at night. The people get into a straight line, and begin to walk in that line all around the area. They cannot turn around and look at each other, and cannot speak; with the exception of the person at the front of the line.

That persons job is to begin the role call. They simply say, “Role Call!” And their name, then each person down the line says their name in turn.

Here’s the kicker: there’s one person not included in the line. The Taker. They have the job of stealing away the person at the end of the line as silently as possible. The game’s sole purpose is to instill a sense of fear and paranoia in whoever is in front, because as more people get taken, there are less and less people to say their names during the Role Call.

The front person decides when they want to start the Role Call. Obviously, the more often it’s said, the less scary it is. But as more and more people disappear, they become Takers and can then do more damage than just the one.

Some Takers can replace the person they stole, making the person directly in front of them either incredibly paranoid or safe. At least until the Role Call. Takers cannot say anything during it, so it usually ends up more terrifying to know that the person behind you is silent. Again, everyone in the line cannot make a sound except responding to the Role Call.

The game is over when the person in front is taken. There is no winning, only waiting. Waiting for your turn to go. Imagine the fear that person in front has, when they softly announce “Role Call” only to find that everyone behind them is gone.

Not exactly a game for the weak willed.

My reactions to this, in order
1. What The Hell Kind of Creepy Horror Movie Punishment Game Bullshittery is this?

2. I want to play it Right The Fuck Now.

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

fallenangelvictorious:

beaft:

beaft:

toadyboi:

beaft:

toadyboi:

beaft:

beaft:

i try not to judge people on their drink orders but a guy just paid £6.85 for the most disgusting beverage i have ever been forced to make. felt like i’d been complicit in a crime

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matcha powder mixed with decaf coffee, vanilla paste, black pepper, turmeric and sugar syrup. it was a revolting shade of puke green and smelled like a foot.

I sent this post to my SO and they insisted on making it

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how was it?

I refused to touch it with a 10 foot pole because I was scared, but SO says it was “horrendous”, “so many layers of awful”, and “the worst part is you can’t get the flavor out of your mouth”.

yeah that checks out

unfortunately i have to inform you that this guy is now a regular and forces me to recreate this beverage for him at least once a week. he calls it “the concoction”.

Whatever face you made the first time brought him back

Potion of Extended Bad Taste created

yorickish:

what if it was herbal space program and those little green cunts were smoking weed in the rockets

comox-draws:

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Does Marge have friends? by  Raphael Bob-Waksberg
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i’ve read this a couple years ago and it has always stayed with me…wanted to draw to it

thoodleoo:

when will somebody designed a birdfeeder shaped like prometheus where the birds eat out of where his liver will be

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